this is how i feel today...

...enough said

one half base times height

and to think that teenagers think that high-school geometry is a waste of time! ha! my proudest achievement this weekend was calculating to the nearest half roll of sod for our little patch of grass in the backyard. i blame that half roll on the fact that every roll is probably not exactly the same size, and that I probably could've done a better job of making the pieces exactly flush against eachother... but, regardless... can you get better than that? it's so nice to see a real, green patch of grass in the backyeard, better known as the Przeworski desert. I literally had tumbleweeds blowing around there last summer. that and i'm almost done with my ME book... ahhhhh.... life....

the bane to my existance...

is this thing I will call COW. Now, the planning of COW started a long time ago. You would think that with all the planning that went into COW, things should be as smooth as silk. Right, that's if I were planning COW. Instead, we had a bunch of drunk monkeys planning COW. In order to execute cow, I now have to make sense of the sandscript left of the remains of the planning of COW. Because of all the attention COW demands, I had to ask for help on non-COW things and as a result I have been pegged as non-COW loser that needs help managing her non-COW. Fuck the COW and all things related.

have you seen it?

OMG!!! I love "Notes from the Underbelly"... it is freaking hilarious and hits so close to home....

it's on Wednesday nights... check it out!