San Diego, CA - A gnomicide was reported this afternoon on a porch in the residential area of Nelson St. The responsible party went unnoticed and is still on the lam. Evidence suggests that either the UPS or the Post man will become the leading suspects in this crime. The victim, a 12 inch gnome, keeper of the flowers, was found lifeless when the owner of the house returned from work this afternoon. The authorities were called to the scene immediately to tape off and photograph the crime-scene in order to preserve evidence. If you have any information leading to the arrest and prosecution of the killer, please call crime-stoppers at 1800-555-1212.
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My gnome has also fallen victim, but I believe the culprit was wind (don't tell Doug or he'll think the satellite is falling). My gnome fell with it's home and all (read: potted plant fell over). His walmart gnome friend did not fall, but his plastic feet were firmly set on ground. Not a sick jock, just this dastartly weather in San Diego, when will we see relief. It is cloudy this morning, I don't know if I can go on!
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