Just a little something so that you all don't think that I am dead or something. I saw this little ditty on a restaurant in Redlands, California. Do not ask me what I was doing there, I may have to kill you. Very top secret stuff. Please take a moment to imagine walking down the street and having a flying pig shit on your head. That would really make my day. First I would be like "OMG, that PIG is f.l.y.i.n.g!" And then I'd be like, "whoa, I'd better stop looking UP because it might just shit in my eye."
Oh, and the lipstick on the pig bit... well, that's like my job right now... nobody sees it but me, but all they are doing is putting lipstick on a pig. There. I know you don't know what in the hell I'm talking about b/c you probably don't know where I work and why I would say it... but I just had to put it out there in the universe. Have a great day people, and please watch out for flying pigs!
1 comment:
So glad to hear you're not dead...flying pigs...now that would be an environmental problem! If this globe is warming, you sure don't want it heating up a bunch of pig poo...lipstick is cool.
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