oh my God, what is wrong with me?

I am so tired. This, I know, is becoming the norm in our society. It is. If it weren't, there wouldn't be a need for drinks like Red Bull... we wouldn't need wings because our own two feet would be enough. And now you can get Red Bull from a fountain... which means you can get a Super Big Gulp of Red Bull or Throttle or Vault or Cocaine (not the real stuff, the liquid stuff...duh...)... isn't that crazy? I thought I was bad for drinking 13 diet Pepsi's a day. A baker's dozen in a sense. I haven't taken myself to the level of Super Big Gulp Cocain addiction. Whew. I feel healthier already.